December 2009
merry chriatmas everyone :)
The Tall Rack
Manager 1: They added another layer to the rack!
Manager 2: You mean the Shaquiel O'Neil rack??
oh god, this brings back memories… (18+!)
my mom doesn’t like it much when i kiss my teeth.. xD
it’s fun to piss her off with it :3
honestly.
who crops out their girlfriend when posting a default picture on Facebook?
Fakes.
What’s the point lying about Santa Claus?
Or the Easter Bunny?
Or The Tooth Fairy?
You are lying to your children,
Have you no pity?
I know it sounds stupid but what if your kid saw your “fat ass” filling up his stocking only to realize that it’s their dad. You’re pretty much fucked and have a pissed off kid or crying kid at 12 AM in the morning. I know I was...
it’s such a shame
that some things are unfair.
“I swear to god if I hear one more version of “Im dreaming of a white...”
– Co-Worker
5 & 1/2 down, 4 to go.. Im exhausted.
(while wrapping up present)
Dad: Watch out for the crease!
Me: THE BUMBOO- CREEAASSEE!!
oh lawd.. im cold. this diet is killing me. 20 pounds lost. wrapping presents at 9:30 sucks when you gotta work 9 hours the next day :/
pealing oranges are a pain in the ass. imo.
Work. One more day closer to Christmas!
“Eric Matthews: You fucking bitch! I’ll fucking kill you! you fucking...”
– Saw II
Test.
This is a test to see what tumblr is all about :3